itswalky:

gastrophobia:

magnoliapearl:

incitatus-ebooks:

sophisticationforgot:

rainmindedraleigh:

wat

I think this movie is a little too promiscuous for my family…

A car wife admires her car husband’s new paint job.

hoo boy i am gettin all hot and bothered just readin about this movie

Hmmm… I don’t know if I want my kids to know about kissing yet. This movie is on my NO list.

Man, those parking lot spaces don’t leave room for Jesus at all.

(Jesus Car-ist?)

itswalky:

think-progress:

The Tennessee Senate approved a bill that teaches students hand-holding is a “gateway sexual activity.”

Man, there’s gonna be a surge in hand-holding, ain’t there.  I mean, dude, if hand-holding leads to bangin’, I’m gonna be holdin’ all the hands I can get.

The joke it took three seasons to tell.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

I too have a sex addiction, but for food. I’m glad I can share that with the world. It’s a first step. :’)

(via Dinosaur Comics)

mattapodaca:

This is my new favorite twitter conversation ever. 

itswalky:

rosalarian:

christiannightmares:

Women for Santorum: ‘A baby from rape is a gift from God’ (Found at Joe. My. God.)

Brilliant satire.

When life gives you rape, make rapeade.

sopralto817:

YES